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The Krampus Comes Tonight

By The Krampus Collaborative

 

Gather 'round everybody, please come near,

There is something important that you must hear.

 

Now, St. Nick has a list of good girls and boys

And he rewards them all with candy, pennies and toys.

 

But there's another list that gets carried around

This one by a creature from deep underground.

 

He has horns and fangs and a crusty mane

And handling naughty children is his domain.

 

So you had better hope with all of your might

That his list doesn't have your name on it tonight...

 

 

With hooven feet, he

Walks through the street, he

Is lookin' for a treat.

He's got a little list of boys and girls

That he is planning to eat.

 

Oh, bells will ring, and

Chains will swing, and

There'll be screams of fright.

Bum, bum, bum, bum

Just wanna' let all the naughty kids know,

The Krampus comes tonight.

 

With a birch stub, he

Looks for his grub, he

Is gonna whip them good.

You better look out your window tonight

Cuz' he's in the neighborhood.

 

Oh, bells will ring, and

Chains will swing, and

There'll be screams of fright.

Bum, bum, bum, bum

Just wanna' let all the naughty kids know,

The Krampus comes tonight.

 

With some spice,

He boils them nice.

He gives his lips a smack.

Cuz' all the wicked children out there are gonna be his snack.

 

Oh, bells will ring, and

Chains will swing, and

There'll be screams of fright.

Bum, bum, bum, bum

Just wanna' let all the naughty kids know,

The Krampus comes tonight.

 

With the scrawny ones

He has some fun.

He likes to hear them yell.

He'll tie them up by their hands and feet

And drag them back to Hell.

 

Oh, bells will ring, and

Chains will swing, and

There'll be screams of fright.

Bum, bum, bum, bum

Just wanna' let all the naughty kids know,

The Krampus comes tonight.

 

But if you're nice,

He will think twice.

He will leave you alone.

So you can sleep the whole night through in the comfort of your home.

 

Oh, bells will ring, and

Chains will swing, and

There'll be screams of fright.

Bum, bum, bum, bum

Just wanna' let all the naughty kids know,

The Krampus comes tonight.

He does.

The Krampus comes tonight.

Oh yeah.

The Krampus comes tonight.

Here he comes.

The Krampus comes tonight!

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